The sex toy industry is getting more hi-tech as strong performance during the slump funds more R&D.
See the newest sex toy for your iphone and ipod:
I received a package from Madame Rouge the other day. I tore it open excitedly to discover an OhMiBod
box, containing a pink vibe, a metre long cable, a splitter & a
pink velvet bag. I grabbed my iPod, stuck the splitter in the headphone
jack, & then connected my headphones & the OhMiBod to it. I chose some tracks & giggled as the OhMiBod pulsed in my hand in time to Justin Timberlake. So, what is the OhMiBod & what does it do?
“Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate accessory™ to your iPod.”
I
can’t tell you exactly how it works — not geeky enough, I’m afraid.
What I can tell you is that it interprets the sounds emanating from
your MP3 player & translates them into vibrations. While it sounds
kind of gimmicky & silly, it soon becomes addictive & the
perfection of the pairing becomes startlingly obvious.
The OhMiBod
isn’t a very attractive looking object — it looks more like the end of
an elf’s pointy pink shoe than anything you might want near your
underpants. But I promise you, once you attach this unusual gizmo to
your iPod, stereo or even laptop, you will forgive it its cosmetic
misgivings.
I love my OhMiBod.
A lot. It’s the ultimate toy for the aurally-fixated. I am definitely
one of those people. I live, eat & breathe music, I am always
listening to something new, & I am often overcome with the feeling
of wanting to crawl inside my favorite songs. So conjuring up a way for
a song to give me an orgasm makes me very, very happy.
You can buy an additional accessory to the OhMiBod,
a “life-like” neon pink jelly skin which slides over the top… Though
one might be moved to ask, “What exactly is it about a neon pink
faux-phallus that is ‘life-like’?” It’s an interesting addition, &
great for when you want to get a little bit more intimate with your OhMiBod.
But of course it does dilute the strength of the pulsations, so if
strong direct vibrations are important to you, it will probably just
get in your way.
So, of course, now we get down to the crux of it. What makes a good OhMiBod
song? Initially I thought it would just be something with a lot of
bass, but it was not to be! Really what it’s all about — for me,
anyway, ahem — is a strong, steady rhythm. Experiment at your leisure pleasure!
Cool Features:
One of the coolest things about the OhMiBod is that a community has sprung up around it. It’s called Club Vibe,
& it’s a place where people share playlists & guest DJs submit
their favourite tracks! Continual new music for your perusal! Such a
good idea.
Trust me when I say that if you buy one, you will never think about music the same way again…
Madame Rouge is selling the delightful OhMiBod
for $110AU. Even better, there’s free, next-day metro delivery for
Australian buyers if you quote “iCiNG” when you check out! Please do
believe me when I say they’re a lot of fun!
What do
you think about the pairing of music & sex? For me, it’s almost
impossible to have one without the other. Do you own any toys at all?
What do you like? & more importantly, how likely would you be to
bliss out to the dulcet tones of your favorite band?!
Extra For Experts:
An interview with Suki of OhMiBod — if you want to know more about the founder of the company, this is worth a read!
Another product is OhMiBod
Have you ever felt a little er, "empty handed" when your lover calls? Our new Boditalk vibe
is just what your body needs...to follow where your mind is already
wandering. Its velvety finish and sleek design make it the ultimate
cell phone accessory™. Boditalk™
is activated by calls made to or from your cell phone when in close
range. The cell signal triggers a unique 3 pattern vibrating sequence
that lasts for the entire call - enabling you to "get off while you're
on". For use without a cellphone, the vibe has 7 stimulation patterns
to experiment with and enjoy.
Boditalk™
is molded from premium grade hypoallergenic non-toxic non-porous ABS
plastic and measures 6 7/8" long (5 1/2" insertable) and 1" in
diameter.
This vibe brings phone sex to a whole new level.
Whether you are across town or around the world, Boditalk™ makes those
long (or close) distance relationships a lot more fun and exciting.
Included:
- Hip, hot pink vibe with a velvety finish
- Integrated multi-function end cap for use with or without a cell phone.
Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Works with all cell phones including Apple's new iPhone™.
Care
and Cleaning: Clean after every use with adult toy cleaner, alcohol or
mild soap and water. Dry thoroughly. When cleaning, keep motor, end cap
and batteries away from liquids to prevent corrosion of electronic
parts.
Source for further reading
Taylor, Llyn Madame Rouge Australia Nov. 10, 2009
SMH Australia Sex Toys get Iphone Makeover Nov. 10, 2009
BodiTalk Nov. 10, 2009
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